文章摘要：Wait on someone hand and foot,熟习高人进退失踞,说长道短联想打印建筑学院。
You OK? What’s with the long face?
You know my friend Donny?He lost his job.
So I’ve been letting him sleep on my couch until he get back on his feet.
That’s really nice of you.A friend in need is a friend indeed.
Except this friend is about to be broke!
He wouldn’t even get off the couch.He wouldn’t even find a job.
He just sits there and veges all day long.
I mean, he just lost his job.He probably needs some time to recover.You know?
For 3 months?
And the worst part is THE WORST PART the moocher has the never to be like Hey Mike, we are out of milk.
Dude, we are out of peanut butter.
What am I? The freaking grocery store?
Gosh, I have no idea how you put up with that.
I don’t either.But you know what? It doesn’t matter.
Because I got him an interview.Today with central news.
Woo, fancy!Speaking of the devil.
Oh dude, you forgot to take out the trash this morning.The apartment reeks.
What…do you think you are wearing?
I’m here for that fancy interview you got me.
Oh hey Lin.
Don’t you think a suit and a tie would be more appropriate?
Come on, this is who I am.What do you think, I am a desk jockey.
OK…If you want the job you have to dress the part.
Seriously! Come on!Go put something suitable on.
Dude, relax. I got this.
It’s time for an office makeover.
Right here, right now. OK?
Mike, come with me.Donny, sit! Sit tight! I’m gonna kill him.
Breathe, Breathe, we will be right back.
I’m here for the interview. And hello?
All woman’s. This works.
Here, turn around.
Where have you guys been?
Time to practice for your interview.Focus here!
What do you say when they ask you what your biggest weakness is?
I’m not that good at time management.
Oh my… NO!!!What you tell them is that you are a workaholic who’s probably too hard on himself, and is a perfectionist.
Again, workaholic, too hard on himself, perfectionist, are you with me?
Perfectionist!You got that?
Got it, got it.
What do you do when they ask you what you bring to the company?
Well, I know the ins and outs of every cartoon character ever made.
NO!What you say is that you bring a team-work effort, a wealth of work experience and a dedication to getting things right.
OK, wealth…of experience.
Right!OK, follow me, follow me.
What do you say when they ask you where you see yourself in ten years?
I don’t know!Oh my!!!
No, what you say is you see yourself at the company in a managerial position spearheading projects that better accompolish the company’s goals.
Alright, what do you think?What do you think?You need to shave.
NO NO NO NO…Barbasol, razor, get it done.Not my man beard.
Why do you guys even have this stuff?
You don’t want to know.
Pants, shoes, go shave, put your pants on. Put your shoes on.Go go go go!
I have a bad feeling about this.I think we did a pretty good job.
Alright, thank you very much.It was a pleasure.
No, thank you very much.Alright, bye bye!
So, how did go?
Meh, the lady said I wasn’t really what they are looking for.
It’s OK, there’s gonna be other opportunities.
It’s no big deal.They actually offered me a job in a different position anyways.
What? Dude! That’s awesome news!
That’s right.starting Monday, I’m gonna be the new China Branch contractor coordinator.
Contractor coordinator?But that means you are my…
That’s right. I’m your new boss.
Anyways, gotta run, have a 2:30, lots of stuff to do before Monday.
By the way, pick up some chicken wings on the way home, we are gonna celebrate tonight.
Oh and…we are gonna need more milk.I used up all the cereal as well.
Anyways, gotta run, catch up later.Bye bye!
Be back on one’s feet
I can’t afford a new car right now. I’ll have to wait until I get a new job and get back on my feet.
My roommate is such a moocher! She keeps taking my food from the fridge without asking me frist!
I didn’t take the secretary job because I don’t want to be a desk jockey.
Ins and outs
You should find out the ins and outs of this job first, and then decide whether you are going to take it.
I don’t think he really loves his wife. He just wants a woman that will wait on him hand and foot.
Blow off steam
Amy’s neighbor is driving her crazy. I told her to call me any time if she needs to blow off some steam.